I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth
me when i’m drunk
friend of the day!
meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!
he lick!
he yell!
he round!
he grump!
he squish!
he run!
gone!
goodbye!!!!
And I’ll love him forever
How can you talk about this friend without letting people know what he sounds like?
He beauty
He grace
He a potato with a face
idk how id survive without water <3
You wouldnt
haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged
All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle
it’s a tortoise
dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job
dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job
not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time
dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.
FUCKING THANK YOU
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
m0th-wings
whateveryouthinkiamiamnot-deact
when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”
